In a stunning late-night takedown that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Stephen Colbert unleashed a ruthless critique of Meghan Markle’s new cooking show and podcast during last night’s episode of The Late Show. With surgical precision, Colbert mocked Markle’s attempt to rebrand herself as a culinary expert, quipping that her idea of gourmet cooking revolves around reheating takeout. “Imagine calling yourself a culinary queen,” he said, igniting uproarious laughter from the audience.

The segment quickly turned into a full-blown roast, as Colbert dismantled Markle’s facade of domesticity, declaring, “She’s not stirring pots in the kitchen, just stirring drama.” His biting commentary laid bare Markle’s lack of authenticity and experience, dismantling her media ventures in less than five minutes.

Colbert’s jabs didn’t stop at her cooking show; he brutally rebranded her podcast “Confessions of a Female Founder” as “Confessions of a Flounder,” highlighting Markle’s obsession with her own narrative while failing to uplift anyone else. “She’s not founding anything. She’s just floundering from palace to podcast,” he said, striking a chord with viewers tired of Markle’s self-indulgent antics.

As the audience howled, it became clear: Markle, once a symbol of modern womanhood, is now a punchline. With her credibility fading and her media empire crumbling, Colbert’s scathing critique has not only exposed the hollowness of her content but also underscored a growing public sentiment that she’s out of touch.

The backlash against Markle’s latest ventures is palpable, with reports indicating Netflix executives are distancing themselves amid mounting dissatisfaction. Colbert’s ruthless dissection served as a stark reminder that even the most carefully crafted brand can implode under scrutiny, leaving Markle to grapple with the harsh reality of her unraveling public persona. From Duchess to Delusion, her fall from grace is not just real—it’s now a national spectacle.